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Why Did Sarah Palin Resign?

Why Did Sarah Palin Resign?

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Real World Cancun: Please Don't Spit In My Taco

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Acting Like a Petulant Child Did Not Endear Sarah Palin to Her Handlers

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  • Yesterday - July 3, 2009
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  • Mysteries

    Why Did Sarah Palin Resign?

    Sarah Palin's resigning from office. What the hell? And she's now supposedly telling people that she's done with politics forever. The entire thing is sketchy. The announcement, reasoning, speculation, and more Friday news-dumping after the jump. More »
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    By Foster Kamer

    Comment by TedSez: Here's Andrea Mitchell saying that Palin's quitting politics. "She is fed up with politics, she doesn't like her life, she feels... 10 Responses | Other threads

  • Breaking

    Sarah Palin Resigning From Office

    Governor of Russia's Neighboring American Atate and failed Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin is going to resign from her office as Alaska's Supreme Asskicker And Number One Mom. She's not going to be running for a second term. More »
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    By Foster Kamer

    Comment by Foster Kamer: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I misspelled a lede. It's a pre-holiday day! Backoff. 1 Responses | Other threads

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  • Predictable Shitshows

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    Comment by Josh Knowles: I'm glad that after living a life of nothing but exploitation by the people around him that Michael Jackson will... 13 Responses | Other threads

  • Linguistic Fascism

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    By Foster Kamer

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    Comment by DahlELama: I just want JT and Jessica Biel to break up so that she will finally disappear entirely. 21 Responses | Other threads

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  • Week in Review

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  • Mysteries

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    By Hamilton Nolan

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  • Simple truths

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    Comment by SnarkTard: Isn't that a phone in her hand in the photo? 9 Responses | Other threads

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