cosmiclove commented on Best Cities for Singles: Forbes' Wrongest List Ever

"Chicago?"

cosmiclove commented on WWD Staff In Uproar Over Being Made To Write Advertorial Fluff

"What's the big deal?"

cosmiclove commented on Times Ends Solo Metro, Sports Sections

"@jimstoic: Ack."

cosmiclove commented on Six Fun Reminders To Start Boycotting The New York Post!

"Keith Kelly doesn't have a xenophobic or sexist bone in his body...NOT...Does he keep a flask at his desk?"

cosmiclove commented on Times Ends Solo Metro, Sports Sections

"Isn't news hole shrinkage a private matter?"

cosmiclove commented on Red State Choice: McCain Or Redskins?

"Yeah, he's been drankin' or hittin' Cindy's prescription drug stash...He looks a little crazy...I'm a little worried he's gonna start having flashbacks with all of this war talk..."

cosmiclove commented on Red State Choice: McCain Or Redskins?

"No wonder that poor chile Cindy wears her hair pulled back, pinching her face and all that."

cosmiclove commented on Creepy Ex-Flack Is A Magazine Role Model

"I keep saying he resembles Milo from the Oblongs."

cosmiclove commented on Reuters "Reports" Sarah Palin's Speech Before She Gives It

"Was slicking down the baby's hair with the little girl's spit part of the script?"

cosmiclove commented on Gawker Managing Editor

"Will you expect a red meat centered interview because that would offend my would-be vegan sensibility."

cosmiclove commented on News Flash: Suede Weren't "Britpop"

"@Clevertrousers: A devastatingly bad Britney Spears dance."

cosmiclove commented on T.I. Sets Perennially Broken Hot 100 Record

"Too bad he's on Atlantic, which is run by Kallman, who wears Apple Bottom jeans and boots with the fur..."

cosmiclove commented on Americans Select Girl-Dog for Obama

"I've said it before and I'll say it again, an eagle is very presidential."

cosmiclove commented on National Enquirer Is Popular

"Bwahahaha."

cosmiclove commented on Former LAT Editor: Stalker Of "Cruel Whore" Ex-Girlfriend?

"@Tweezergal: Perhaps it's because I meant fleas...The cliche is: "When you lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas.''"

cosmiclove commented on Biggie's Wife Muses On Lil' Kim Ass Whipping

"Hit 'Em Up"

cosmiclove commented on Former LAT Editor: Stalker Of "Cruel Whore" Ex-Girlfriend?

"@Tweezergal: She is egregiously skanky."