cosmiclove commented on Layoffs At Wenner Media?

"May Wenner encounter Baby Jane Hudson as she chomps on a lipstick smeared bagel every morning as he goes to work."

cosmiclove commented on Sarah Palin's $150,000 Fashion Spree

"Hey, that's the Montauk Monster."

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cosmiclove commented on Poor Sad Drudge No Longer King of Information Age

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cosmiclove commented on Rudy Ray Moore, Bad Motherfucker

"OMG."

cosmiclove commented on Madonna Prepares for Total, No Survivors Divorce War

"I do admire her ability to manipulate the timing of all this around her tour."

cosmiclove commented on Don Cornelius in Domestic Violence Bust

"He looks a little pervvy."

cosmiclove commented on Liz Rosenberg, Madonna's Lying Flack

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cosmiclove commented on New York Times Planning 20% Cuts In Newsroom

"Is business considered a soft section since it missed the biggest news story of a lifetime?"

cosmiclove commented on New York Times Planning 20% Cuts In Newsroom

"Now, where will I read that a healthy diet and exercise help lower your blood pressure?"