You went to BC?

Thanks for reading the tumblr! Yeah, the USVI rocks-- although, personally, the BVIs are even better. Nothing better than getting a boat and roaming from isle to isle over a couple of weeks...

Captivate is how I found out Tim Russert died. That's messed up.

@Phyllis Nefler: Thank you, Phyl. My friends were wondering, is that your real name? It's so velvet wallpaper Jewish aunt. Very retro! -Mike

yes indeedy, Nefs. can't wait. I barely know you...yet.

got a wrapup for ya over there on Commenters' Ball, pardner. please read. we missed ya!

Hee!

Thank you for your funny comments when things were getting silly over on Jez last night. I love Jez (and Gawker) but things get a bit weird sometimes don't they? Anyway no more being earnest- here are some jokes I just learnt: Heisenberg was driving too fast down a road one day, and a policeman stopped him and said "do you know how fast you were going?", and Heisenberg said "No, but I know where I was". Hee. Also- Two atoms were walking down a road, one says "I just lost an electron", and the other says "are you sure" and the first one says "Yeah I am positive".

Okay, "You can't take me less seriously than I take myself" is getting cross-stitched on a pillow right now. That's just how Fourth Wave-y I am.

Do you get a fancy schmancy Ambassador badge from The Gawkers? 'Cause you should. I'll shine it for you.

I wasn't serious. I mean, I was making fun of both sides, really. I don't think one site or the other has "better" commenters, and it seems that often times, people start off with the Stupid vs. Smug wars, without knowing or listening to the other. I'm not anti-Gawker (or anti-Jez).

Well, then how about inviting the woman who was the subject of the last long Janka post (they texted back and forth, but then he ditched her when she wouldn't go up to his apartment. )In fact, get a few former victims to meet him at the door. Or get some LARGE geighs to birddog him all night...

I have an evil mind. I'll keep thinking.

happy shared birthday! We also share a birthday with Paul McCartney, so surely we are also damned to marry one-legged sartorially-challenged evil people.

So I'm glad I caught you telling people to watch Degrassi. I would have never watched it otherwise. You were right - great hangover material!

your screen name is the best. Happy Cookie Day!

Degrassi is on right now. I'm going to watch it. I'll report back.

Thanks! You're the best!

I saw those, but I still couldn't tell: Is that him?

Sorry! These messages need an alert or something. Um, Lauren Callaghan. But now I don't want to tell you who I am because I don't really want to have to explain this to her.