You went to BC?

Thanks for reading the tumblr! Yeah, the USVI rocks-- although, personally, the BVIs are even better. Nothing better than getting a boat and roaming from isle to isle over a couple of weeks...

Captivate is how I found out Tim Russert died. That's messed up.

@Phyllis Nefler: Thank you, Phyl. My friends were wondering, is that your real name? It's so velvet wallpaper Jewish aunt. Very retro! -Mike

yes indeedy, Nefs. can't wait. I barely know you...yet.

got a wrapup for ya over there on Commenters' Ball, pardner. please read. we missed ya!

Hee!

Thank you for your funny comments when things were getting silly over on Jez last night. I love Jez (and Gawker) but things get a bit weird sometimes don't they? Anyway no more being earnest- here are some jokes I just learnt: Heisenberg was driving too fast down a road one day, and a policeman stopped him and said "do you know how fast you were going?", and Heisenberg said "No, but I know where I was". Hee. Also- Two atoms were walking down a road, one says "I just lost an electron", and the other says "are you sure" and the first one says "Yeah I am positive".

Okay, "You can't take me less seriously than I take myself" is getting cross-stitched on a pillow right now. That's just how Fourth Wave-y I am.

Do you get a fancy schmancy Ambassador badge from The Gawkers? 'Cause you should. I'll shine it for you.