pheelix commented on Outrage: Apple Continues To Mock Microsoft!

"Went to the Apple Store to use my PC - with Vista Ultimate installed - as a trade-in on a new MAC. They smiled and said the only good use for my PC was as a boat anchor. Then they gave me directions to the Master Bait and Boat Shoppe on Riverfront Mall. I hope I can get at least $60 for it, but I'll take less."

pheelix commented on Mr. Blackwell's Worst Dressed: The Past 20 Years

"Well, now I'm pissed."

pheelix commented on Realize Your Dreams (If You're Not Ugly): Become a Hills Blogger

"I won't do it for free - like easily excited mitchel_stevens - but I will give them a 150% discount on my usual hourly rate."

pheelix commented on Pitch Of The Day

"Only men fart."

pheelix commented on Pitch Of The Day

"I have been using old wine corks on the kids for years."

pheelix commented on Palin: Governing Alaska Just Like Waitressing

"Thank goodness the intertube doesn't have 'smell-o-vision' - think I detected a SBD at 20 on the countdown timer."

pheelix commented on Palin: Governing Alaska Just Like Waitressing

"She will go down in flames in the VP debate."

pheelix commented on The Racist Miley Cyrus Death Hoax

"What really died were a few thousand developing teen brains."

pheelix commented on Eco-Hippies Mourn Dead Trees—To the Extreme!

"I can smell bullshit after viewing that video."

pheelix commented on "A city is not a city without an Olive Garden"

"Olive Garden - where they treat you like family, even if you're an orphan."