valarmorghulis commented on Power Girls Commandeering Private Jets a Trend, in Fantasy World

"I'm concentrating really really hard to try and make those engines cut out mid-flight. Pooped my pants instead."

valarmorghulis commented on There's a George Foreman fryer

""¡Soy loco por los Smart Spin!""

valarmorghulis commented on UNIQLO Dispenses HEATTECH Innerware From "Giant Human Vending Machine" ...What's That?

"@jurijuri: It's a feature..."

valarmorghulis commented on AIG Spends $343,000 On Secret Seminar

"@ADismalScience: Good analogy.@Red_Flag: They probably did, just not to the gov't."

valarmorghulis commented on AIG Spends $343,000 On Secret Seminar

"@Red_Flag: Public enterprise is no better by definition."

valarmorghulis commented on AIG Spends $343,000 On Secret Seminar

"@ADismalScience: While I understand this business model, and even agree with it, it should not be beyond the common man (whos dollars these massive institutions NEEDED to survive) to request a little extra oversight."

valarmorghulis commented on Airlines Considers $10 Fee For Sitting Away From Babies

"I actually refuse to fly an airline that supports these kinds if fees (pretty soon they'll be replacing those air-phones with air-ATMs)."

valarmorghulis commented on The attorney who won a verdict

"@EyeHeartPie: What of the portion of the section in question that caused the misdirection?"

valarmorghulis commented on United Airlines Duct Taped Unruly Passenger To Her Seat

"@Froggmann: Yeah, Gorilla-Tape is much better for holding on engines."

valarmorghulis commented on This Company Wants Money Before They'll Hire Me, Is It A Scam?

"@Dead Wrestlers Society: agreed."